Because Wasting the Government’s Time Is a Form of Resistance
I could make up something about how creating a site like this during a time of crisis is a great way to go viral and get free publicity.

There are people on Fiverr making $30 to $70 per gig and even more with premium offerings.
And there are folks on Fiverr who have high demand gigs that take them just a few minutes to complete. Even if they’re just getting $5 a gig, if they can do 10 of them in an hour then that’s a good wage.

I CAN’T DOWNLOAD THIS!!! I’VE TRIED 3 TIMES AND IT’S NOT WORKING YOU DICKHEAD FIX THIS OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!  (support request received this morning)

How would you like to build a YouTube channel that is totally faceless (no one will ever see you) using content that is 100% in the public domain, videos that are drop dead easy to make and in a niche that is thriving right now?

When I receive orders in the mail as well as magazines wrapped in plastic, there’s always some sort of advertisements inside.
You know the ones: They’re colorful and offer something that just looks peachy keen wonderful but you really don’t need it.